A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up
on the footpath and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab,then the driver said:
"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the shit out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said:
"I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied:
"Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver.
I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
